Mega-Ultra Brandon - "Schrodinger's Pope," as revisited by Monty Python

"Schrodinger's Pope," as revisited by Monty Python

03:44pm 01/04/2005

[clang] Bring out your dead!

PUBLIC: Here's one -- nine pence.

POPE JOHN PAUL II: I'm not dead!

MORTICIAN: What?

PUBLIC: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.

POPE JOHN PAUL II: I'm not dead!

MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!

PUBLIC: Yes, he is.

POPE JOHN PAUL II: I'm not!

MORTICIAN: He isn't.

PUBLIC: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

POPE JOHN PAUL II: I'm getting better!

PUBLIC: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.

MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against

regulations.

POPE JOHN PAUL II: I don't want to go in the cart!

PUBLIC: Oh, don't be such a baby.

mood: amused

music: Zoe

tags: geekery, politics, social commentary

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wylf

10:46pm 01/04/2005 (UTC)

Oi, true that. ^_^

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fang_uk

10:57pm 01/04/2005 (UTC)

did u know that the new pope has to be checked that he has genitals, and therefore male prior to ascending to the papalcy?

'tis true!!

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curieuse

11:09pm 03/04/2005 (UTC)

And all because of Pope Joan:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan

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cuterpillar

11:16pm 01/04/2005 (UTC)

BWAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wipes tears from eyes*

Oh, thank you for that!. You realize if he dies today, millions of Catholics will believe it's just the worst April Fool's prank ever...

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taral

11:33pm 01/04/2005 (UTC)

Yup. I thought of that earlier, and went to look up the script just for that.